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Calvin: I'm going to get a coffee. You want one? Anwar: Um... I'm OK, thanks! (Chuckles) (Giggles) - (Farting sound) - Aaah! - (Woman laughs) - Real mature, Anwar! (Evil laugh) Aaah! Aaah! (Screaming) - Aaah! - Ghost! Aaah! (Evil laugh) </poem>
Andy: Hey, Mike! You stoked for the test?
Mike: Test? What test?
Liv: The one Prof. Pascal said we have today?
Mike: What? This is not possible! I never forget tests!
Andy and Liv: April fools! (Laughter)
Mike: Ha, ha! Real funny! I forgot today was April 1st. Anyway, not everyone here has got the gift of the gag.
Andy: Come on! It's not that hard to get a laugh. Here! Watch! Yo! Charlie, how does a ghost tell its future?
Charlie: Um... I don't know, Andy.
Andy: It checks its horrorscope.
Charlie: Comedy gold, as always.
Andy: See? Easy-peasy.
Liv: Go on, give it a shot. Just think of a joke.
Mike: Hmm... Got it! Um... Why do parallel lines never hang out?
Charlie: Mmm-hmm?
Mike: They never get to meet! (Awkward laugh)
Andy and Liv: (Awkward laugh)
Stacy: Wow! My baby sister can tell better jokes than you, and she doesn't even know how to talk yet!
Jane: (Laughter) Now, that's funny and mean.
Andy: OK, it wasn't your best joke, but it's a good start.
Mike: Did you guys pretend to laugh?
Liv: You're just a little out of... um... practice.
(Pagers ring)
(Gasp)
Liv: Ms Jones?
Miss Jones: Red alert! A ghost has breached the lab! I need --
(Gasp)
-Oh!
-Uh?
- (Metallic sound)
- Ah!
(Gasp)
Miss Jones: Behind you!
Glowboo: Boo!
Andy, Mike and Liv: Aaah!
Miss Jones: (Laughs) April fools!
Andy: Ha, ha, ha! Nice one, Ms Jones.
Liv: Oh! You got us good!
Mike: Uh... Sorry, but I fail to see the humour in this.
Miss Jones: Thanks, kids! Glowboo and I rehearsed that over and over!
Glowboo: Indeed, enough to drain my Boo energy.
Miss Jones: Oops! Good thing we're not dealing with a... Ghost! How'd I miss that?
Mike: 'Cause you were too busy rehearsing?
Miss Jones: How timely! Ha!
That's Jinjoke, a real prankster. But don't be fooled by its illusions, they're not real!
Andy, Mike and Liv: Let's go, Ghostforce!
16:04.096 --> 16:05.798 MAN: Can I buy one of these flowers?
16:05.798 --> 16:08.000 SELLER: Yes, sir, everything's on sale!
16:13.072 --> 16:14.240 - Boo! - Huh?
16:14.240 --> 16:16.476 - Aaah! - Aaah!
16:17.310 --> 16:18.744 (Evil laugh)
16:18.744 --> 16:21.080 MYST: Hey, clown face!
16:24.417 --> 16:27.019 - We wanna laugh too! - Huh?
16:30.156 --> 16:33.192 Check out its head! It looks like your face, Myst,
16:33.192 --> 16:35.461 with too many marshmallows in your mouth!
16:35.461 --> 16:37.363 Ha! Nice one, Fury!
16:37.363 --> 16:41.968 Yeah, or it looks like Fury with... uh...
16:41.968 --> 16:42.935 something?
16:43.636 --> 16:45.571 You'll get the hang of it. Don't worry.
16:46.105 --> 16:47.974 - Aw... - But for now,
16:47.974 --> 16:49.842 let's boocap that ghost!
16:52.445 --> 16:55.281 ROLAND: One surprise oyster-kiwi-caramel hot dog,
16:55.281 --> 16:58.084 - for the young lady! Heh, heh! - Sweet!
16:58.084 --> 16:59.519 (Laughter)
17:04.957 --> 17:06.158 - Aaah! - Aaah!
17:06.826 --> 17:08.661 (Screaming)
17:09.562 --> 17:11.597 (Evil laugh)
17:19.939 --> 17:22.942 - Aaah! - (Evil laugh)
17:23.442 --> 17:27.079 Well, I guess we'll have to boocap it the hard way now.
17:30.683 --> 17:32.285 ALL: Aaah!
17:32.285 --> 17:35.054 (Evil laugh)
17:36.722 --> 17:37.790 (Screaming)
17:40.459 --> 17:42.762 (Evil laugh)
17:44.730 --> 17:46.299 (Screaming)
17:49.101 --> 17:50.870 (Screaming)
17:51.370 --> 17:53.506 Oh, no! They're trapped!
17:55.508 --> 17:59.111 Guys! Those powers may still only be illusions.
17:59.111 --> 18:01.814 So, theoretically, it should be dissipated
18:01.814 --> 18:04.216 by any kind of boo-energy attack.
18:04.216 --> 18:05.718 Copy that, Ms Jones!
18:08.754 --> 18:10.389 - Aaah! - Let's get outta here!
18:12.291 --> 18:15.127 Target its nose. That's the source of its illusions!
18:15.127 --> 18:18.264 You mean we gotta... pulverise its proboscis?
18:19.098 --> 18:21.233 Oh! That was a joke?
18:21.233 --> 18:24.036 You're not there yet, but you're getting closer!
18:24.036 --> 18:25.838 (Ghost laughs)
18:25.838 --> 18:27.573 And I need to get closer too!
18:28.708 --> 18:30.876 Spectral gate!
18:31.877 --> 18:34.013 Comedy is all about timing!
18:36.582 --> 18:38.417 - (Evil laugh) - Huh?
18:41.787 --> 18:43.589 (Evil laugh)
18:49.028 --> 18:51.364 (Evil laugh)
18:54.634 --> 18:57.136 Aaah!
18:58.437 --> 19:01.707 Ha, ha! Gotta admit this prank was a good one!
19:01.707 --> 19:03.776 - Really? - We need a plan.
19:03.776 --> 19:05.177 Krush, pin its tail!
19:05.177 --> 19:07.446 Fury, you handle its fists!
19:13.853 --> 19:14.987 (Gasp)
19:14.987 --> 19:16.856 (Evil laugh)
19:17.857 --> 19:20.092 - (Scary sounds) - Aaah!
19:21.927 --> 19:24.530 (Evil laugh)
19:30.036 --> 19:31.470 What's up with that?
19:31.470 --> 19:33.272 (Evil laugh)
19:33.839 --> 19:35.207 - Aaah! - (Evil laugh)
19:35.675 --> 19:36.942 Whoa!
19:37.343 --> 19:38.310 Flexy power!
19:39.178 --> 19:40.312 Aaah!
19:41.480 --> 19:43.482 (Straining)
19:45.751 --> 19:47.153 Fractal power!
19:51.223 --> 19:52.558 (Comical boo sounds)
19:53.025 --> 19:56.896 (Laughter) Actually, this ghost is pretty funny!
19:56.896 --> 19:58.931 So, even a ghost is funnier than me?
19:59.365 --> 20:02.168 FURY: What? No! That's not what I meant!
20:04.937 --> 20:07.606 Don't worry, Krush! It's just an illusion!
20:08.741 --> 20:12.044 - What? - Aaah!
20:15.881 --> 20:17.283 Whoa!
20:20.986 --> 20:23.422 (Evil laugh)
20:29.762 --> 20:31.263 (Gasps)
20:32.431 --> 20:33.699 Oh, no!
20:34.700 --> 20:35.668 Myst, wait!
20:38.170 --> 20:40.005 - What? - It's illusions...
20:40.005 --> 20:41.507 that have become real!
20:41.507 --> 20:43.109 (Evil laugh)
20:43.442 --> 20:46.412 Its powers must have evolved when its nose changed colour.
20:46.412 --> 20:49.782 So Times Square is gonna be smooshed by these moo boxes?
20:49.782 --> 20:52.818 Not if we can help it. Krush, you stay on the ghost.
20:52.818 --> 20:54.720 Solo? Are you kidding?
20:58.090 --> 20:59.058 Spectral gate!
21:03.529 --> 21:06.832 I don't have enough boo energy to open an other spectral gate!
21:06.832 --> 21:08.501 Fury, you're up!
21:18.144 --> 21:19.745 (Straining)
21:21.347 --> 21:23.549 Huh?
21:27.119 --> 21:29.188 All our hope rests on Krush now.
21:38.931 --> 21:42.234 - (Evil laugh) - (Screaming)
21:42.234 --> 21:43.502 Fractal trap!
21:50.376 --> 21:51.410 Fractal mace!
21:58.350 --> 22:00.052 Aaah!
22:04.723 --> 22:07.660 - Gotcha! - Aaah!
22:10.329 --> 22:11.997 (Evil laugh)
22:21.507 --> 22:24.944 Not much of a comedian. You're freezing up!
22:24.944 --> 22:27.446 (Laughter) Nice one, Krush!
22:36.188 --> 22:37.790 Gromax!
22:52.671 --> 22:53.772 Aaah!
22:57.042 --> 22:59.178 Aaah!
23:08.988 --> 23:10.356 Aaah!
23:10.356 --> 23:11.757 I got you!
23:12.191 --> 23:13.592 Excellent work, kids!
23:14.026 --> 23:16.295 - It's thanks to Krush! - But how'd he pull it off?
23:16.295 --> 23:18.764 Actually, I pranked the prankster!
23:18.764 --> 23:21.267 And I did it my own way!
23:21.267 --> 23:22.768 ALL: Booyah!
23:26.839 --> 23:29.808 Wow! If anybody told me today would turn out like this,
23:29.808 --> 23:32.511 I'd have thought they were joking.
23:32.511 --> 23:34.446 (Laughter)
23:34.446 --> 23:37.116 - Hey, what's so funny? - Not much of a comedian.
23:37.116 --> 23:38.584 You're freezing up!
23:39.084 --> 23:42.421 Krush, isn't he the funniest of all the Ghost Force?
23:42.421 --> 23:45.691 - Ha, ha, ha! - You got the last laugh!
23:45.691 --> 23:48.527 You're right, but I still prefer math jokes.
23:49.194 --> 23:50.996 Is he being serious right now?
23:50.996 --> 23:52.631 'Cause I can't tell.