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[ Theme song ]

Scene: Central Park (1).

Jay Baker: OK, don't move... Good... Perfect!
Oh, Solarman!
Melissa Baker: Careful. It's fragile! Truck number four. Thank you!
Mark: Huh? Huh?
Jay Baker: Mark, we need you on the set!
Stacy: We're like a movie-star couple, don't ya think?
Serge Lightman: Huh?
Stacy: Hey, Baker! Quit photobombing my selfie. This is our close-up.
Andy: Always a pleasure, Stacy!
Melissa Baker: What do you mean the actress is a no-show? Our scene is today! How is Solarman gonna save a hostage if there's no hostage? We've got to find someone to replace her quick or this movie's a bust.
Andy: "Help... er Solarman... I'm, like, totally being held against my will."
(Cheering)
Liv: You taking up acting?
Andy: Me? Uh... No... But the actress is AWOL, so I thought Mom and Dad could use my improv skills!
Come on! I'm sure I can be excellent on camera! I mean, I'm made for it, right?
Liv: Probably. But you have to play a victim in distress, and I'm not feeling any distress.
Mike: Screaming for help is a combo of 46% fear, 21% stress, and 33% sheer panic.
Andy: Thanks for the notes, but I'm good.
Stacy: Help! Help! Aaah!
Ugh!
(Applause)
Mike: Hear that? Now that's believable!
Andy: What? Stacy is so not stealing my role!
Xhypno: Heh, heh!
(Panting)
Andy: So, cast anyone for the role yet?
Melissa Baker: Yes! Good thing your friend Stacy was here.
Andy: Yeah... About that, are you sure she's fit for the part? I mean, her acting's a bit... screamy.
Melissa Baker: I know, right? Exactly what we need, sweetie. Her audition was positively spine-tingling! Places, please! Shooting stars in in five!
Andy: (Groans)
Xhypno: Heh, heh! Boo!
Serge Lightman: "Solarman leaps in with gusto and frees the imprisoned damsel like a total hero." Yep, that's me!
Xhypno: Boo!
Serge Lightman: Aaah!
Melissa Baker: And... action!
Stacy: Help! Save me! I'm being held against my will!
Jay Baker: Hmm? What's he doing? Why isn't he on set yet? Huh?
Xhypno: (Evil laugh)
Jay Baker: Aaah!
Mike: You OK, Andy?
Liv: Yeah, what's up? You miffed Stacy got the part?
Andy: Who? Me? What? No! I mean, if Mom and Dad want a total amateur, I'm cool with that.
Mike: I don't know. I think she's got talent.
Andy: At messing everything up! Ow!
Serge Lightman: Xhypno! Xhypno!
Stacy: Help!
Andy: See? What'd I tell you?
Mike: Right, but that's not Stacy. That's a ghost!
Aaah!
Xhypno: Whoo! (Evil laugh)
Liv: Let's go, Ghostforce!

[Transformation Sequence]

Andy: Fury!

Mike: Krush!

Liv: Myst!

(The main trio transforms into their superhero alter egos)

Fury, Krush, Myst: Ghostforce!

Serge Lightman: Xhypno!
Stacy: Hello! Save me, Solarman!
Myst: What's our plan? All it's doing is giving everyone a green thumb.
Fury: Not everyone. Stacy's clueless as usual under that blindfold.
Krush: We're dealing with a mesmerizer, but what's with all the plants?
Miss Jones: Excellent question, Krush! And the answer is... I have no idea! I've never encountered this ghost before, but judging by his Boo energy, it must be a level nine!
Myst: Don't worry, Miss Jones. It's like this ghost's already in my Boocaps! Ha! Whoa!
Xhypno: (Evil laugh) (Evil laugh)
Fury, Krush, Myst: Oh!
Whoa!
Myst: Uh... it might take a little longer.
Miss Jones: See to it! Glowboo will rendez-vous with you as soon as he's finished recharged.
Fury: Again? My smartphone has better battery life!
Miss Jones: Uh yeah. Perhaps it's because I've requested too many foot massages from him between missions. My new heels are killing me!
Myst: I know. Let's attack it where it can't reach us.


Scene: New York City.

All: Xhypno!
Krush: So much for the element of surprise!
Fury, Krush, Myst: Aaah!
Fury: Look! No hands! That's the boo style! Yahoo!
Myst: Huh? The gem! We've got to destroy it!
Fury: Huh? Why?
Myst: That's its power source, obvs. Cover me! What? What's the deal, Fury? That gem was mine!
Fury, Krush, Myst: Whoa!


Scene: Central Park (2).

Myst: Back to square one.
Krush: Remind me to ask Miss Jones for in-suit airbags.
Stacy: Help! Help! Save me, Solarman!
Fury: And earplugs too.
Myst: You're sounding a bit jelly.
Fury: Because of Stacy? Come on, guys, you gotta be kidding me!
Krush: I don't know. You've all the symptoms. Touchiness, irritability...
Fury: What? I am not jealous!
Krush: And truth-dodging.
(Ghostly cry)
Xhypno! Xhypno!
Krush: What the... ? That looks like --
Miss Jones: A cocoon! Oh, this is bad. Soon, there won't be just one ghost to fight, there'll be dozens! You only have minutes to stop the OG as in "original ghost".
Fury: But how? We can't even look at its face.
Glowboo: With artificial intelligence. Since I am not affected by gamma psycho-cataleptic waves, the ghost can't mesmerise me.
Myst: Then go smash that gem, Glowboo!
Glowboo: Roger. Smashing gems is now my jam.


Scene: New York City.

Glowboo: Mission accomplished!
Fury, Krush, Myst: Yeah!
(Cracking)
Krush: Hurry! The cocoons are hatching!
Fury: Are you sure the gem was its weak spot?
Myst: Glowboo, watch out!
Glowboo: (Screams)
Fury, Krush, Myst: Glowboo!
Myst: Sound. That's its weak spot!
Krush: Fractal trap!
Fury: OK... But how are we gonna recreate a screech as over-the-top as that?
Krush: Stacy! She screamed so loud that the lamp exploded!
Fury: Nah, forget Stacy. I got this! Aaah!
 (Scream echoes)
Myst: Sorry, bro, not shrill enough! Go get Stacy!
Krush: Fury, hurry! I'm running out of Boo energy!
Fury: Wait. One more try. I can do this. Aaah... (Stars coughing)
Myst: Fury! (Groans)
Stacy: Huh? What just happened?
Krush: Oh, no!
Fury: Aw, man!
Myst: Xhypno...
Krush: Xhypno...
Fury: Argh!
Stacy: Solarman? It's about time!
Fury: (Groans) Solarman's not available right now. I'm gonna need more screeching, with a lot more feeling.
Stacy: Are you kidding? I've been screaming non-stop for hours!
Fury: Please! I really need your help!
Stacy: Fine, but getting into character takes time. I need somewhere quiet to become... Aaah!
Fury: Dragoyle!
(Monstrous groan)
Serge Lightman: Xhypno... Huh?
Myst: Huh?
Fury: Boo-yah!
Stacy: Fury? Hi! Can I have a selfie?
Krush: Now we just gotta tow Glowboo back to Miss Jones.
Myst: He'll need a lot of rest and recharging before he gives another foot massage.


Scene: Central Park (3).

Serge Lightman: (Chuckles)
Stacy: You saved me, Solarman. If only the world had more heroes like you.
Andy: Gotta admit it, Stacy nailed it.
Mike: And you totally nailed being a superhero too!
Andy: I know, right? I actually took down a level-nine ghost. Ow!
Liv: Your scream is improving! Maybe they'll cast you in the sequel! Maybe.
(Laughter)


THE END

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101 Bananice | 102 Pharaok | 103 Trashotic | 104 Mikroo | 105 Mizuo | 106 Sharkoak | 107 Mastaar | 108 Arakgum | 109 Zipzap | 110 Artiflame | 111 Xhypno | 112 Sporofungus | 113 Krik-Krok | 114 Burghorror | 115 Raijin | 116 Chronoklok | 117 Katastroph | 118 Jellystery | 119 Vochaos | 120 Agia | 121 Cyclopee | 122 Gmagicard | 123 Bubble-Brush | 124 Glougloux | 125 Scream Scratch | 126 Creepop | 127 Somnibou | 128 Troublestretch | 129 Meta&Lix | 130 Cookieflame| 131 Graffurius | 132 Leviser | 133 Paniclick | 134 Sandyrok | 135 Hypnolion | 136 Jinjoke | 137 Gumglue | 138 Scorpod | 139 Turbokorn | 140 Biballoon | 141 Mascarade | 142 Batata | 143 Prehistorrible | 144 Chaorion | 145 Piraniak | 146 Dinozos | 147 Dunky Boss | 148 Scaregrow | 149 Kaboom | 150 Jellyjack | 151 Ninja Ki | 152 Criangle
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