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Hello? Yeah. Gonna need a dumpster in section 4. Hello? Hello? Oh, this phone! These phones these days!
(Honking)
Mike: Dad! I'm going to be late! My friends are waiting for me.
Michael Collins: I'll be right there, Mikey. Just a sec!
Mike: Business again?
Michael Collins: Uh, yeah... Business.
(Honking)
Mike: It's cool. I'll just walk.
(Phone rings)
Michael Collins: Collins here. Sure, thing. I wouldn't miss the unveiling my for the world!
Liv: I don't get how you can spend so much time playing that game.
Mike: It helps me strategize and hones my reflexes. And the game design is state of the art. You got to try it!
Andy: What we got going on today? Wanna chow down at Roland's?
Mike: Back of the net.
Andy: Seriously? Playing Spook Out again? That game is like a virus!
Mike: (Mutters)
Charlie: Check it out! Some newbie called The Slammer just joined.
Rajat: And he's real good! He's already ranking in the top three.
Charlie: I bet he'll knock your Sir Spooks-A-Lot out of first place.
Mike: He can try.
Liv: Sir Spooks-A-Lot, huh?
Andy: Seriously, dude? You're Sir --
Mike: OK, it's me. But, shh!
Andy: Hold up! That means you're famous!
Liv: Like father, like son!
Mike: Yeah, right. You know that me and my dad live on two different planets. I swear, an actual TV right on the edge of the swamp. Score! Huh? Aw, man!
Zipzap: Boo!
Zipzap.
Zipzap.
Jane & Stacy: Zipzap.
Charlie: Zipzap.
Liv: Look out!
Andy: Whoa!
Drake Miller & Bobby: Zipzap.
Andy: Is it just me or did a fish just jump into Drake's phone?
Liv: Forget video games! This spookout's gone live!
Andy: Let's go, Ghostforce!
Mike: Uh, can I finish my level first?
Fury: Yo, Miss Jones! Got any intel?
Miss Jones: Indeed. You're dealing with a level-four hypno-electro ghost called Zipzap. And things will really spark off if it engages its boosters. So you better catch that tadpole before it's too late! And don't look at the screens!
Myst: The only way we can catch it is when it's jumping between screens!
Krush: Slammer's climbing the ranks! You couldn't let me just finish my level!
Fury: In case you hadn't noticed, we've got a real-life problem!
Zipzap.
Myst: Krush, ready a Boo-Cap!
Krush: Oh, right!
Krush: Oh, no! No!
Fury: Krush! What's your deal? Zipzap was diving straight for your screen!
Krush: But Slammer just beat my high score!
Fury: Eeally? That's what's bugging you? We were this close to catching the ghost until you dropped the ball!
Myst: Hey! That's it! You need to get off that game now!
Krush: Any idea how long it took me to get to number one?
Myst: That's still no reason!
Miss Jones: Kids, problems are coming. Zipzap is heading straight for Times Square, so get to it!
Could you tell us a little bit about your new Collins Kicks?
Michael Collins: Of course. It's a totally new design inspired by someone very special to me. My son, Mike.
(Cheering)
Myst: Already?
Krush: 1.682 points? How am I ever gonna beat that?
Myst: Forget about it! This is an emergency!
Krush: Huh? Dad?
Zipzap: Gnaa!
Zipzap.
Krush: Dad?
Michael Collins: Zipzap.
Krush: No! Not you too!
Zipzap: (Evil laugh)
Myst: Gotta get away from the screens. Onwards and upwards!
Fury: Er, Miss Jones? Zipzap's activating booster mode. And his eyes...
Miss Jones: I see. Boo's energy spike speaks for itself. Careful. Don't look at it in the eyes!
Fury & Myst: Aaah!
(Battle cry)
Krush: Aaah!
Myst: Oh, no! Krush! Spectral gate!
Fury: I thought anchovies... were a lot... smaller than this thing! And they definitely don't belong on pizza. Zipzap.
Myst: You gotta be kidding me. No! Aaah! Zipzap.
Krush: Oh, no! Myst! Uh-oh! Miss Jones! Fury and Myst just got zip-zapped! And my dad too! I could've saved them if my eyes weren't glued to my game.
Miss Jones: Keep it together! You can handle this, Mike.
Krush: How? I can't even look at Zipzap, so forget about covering its eyes!
Miss Jones: Don't worry. I have an idea! I'm sending you a gadget i just DIYed right now.
Krush: I can't see anything!
Miss Jones: Cool, huh? With my Viseo-Ghost, Zipzap can't hypnotise me via video, which means I can be your eyes while you fight. Ready?Let's go!
Krush: Uh...
Miss Jones: It's just there! Too far! it's just behind you! It's on your left! Right! Left! Throttle back! Evasive manoeuvres. Further to the right! Under! No! On your side! I said right! Target's off-screen! Oh, where did it go? Where did it go? Look up above you!
Krush: Uh... a little help here?
Miss Jones: Did you get it?
Krush: No!
Miss Jones: Focus, Krush!
Krush: I'm trying, but it's the worst video-game walk through! I need clearer instructions!
Miss Jones: Oh, my bad! Got it! D-pad to the left!
Krush: Oh, now I get it! Ready, Miss Jones?
Miss Jones: Ready! Down and left! Spin up and joystick to the right! Ooh, yeah! That's a nice combo! Upward dodge! And fire straight ahead!
Krush: Yeah! Finally!
Miss Jones: And you know the rest.
Krush: Gromax!
Zipzap: Aaah!
What happened?
Fury: Huh? What's going on?
Mike: Hey, Dad too much screen time isn't good for the brain.
Michael Collins: You're right son, but... I'm totally hooked on Spook-Out. Downloaded it yesterday and can't stop playing. I even have an alias, The Slammer.
Mike: The... the... the Slammer?
Michael Collins: Yeah. What do you say we have a father-son spook-out tonight?
Mike: Actually, my eyes need a little offline time. Maybe we can just hang out?
Michael Collins: You got yourself a deal!
Liv: That's big grin tells me you worked things out with your dad!
Mike: Uh-huh! And get this! I'm hanging out with my dad!
Andy: Hanging out with Mr. Collins? I'm so there! Or... I guess I'll just hang out with my own dad!
Mike: Yeah.