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(Chuckles)
Jay Baker: No, no, no, no, no! Not the movie posters!
Melissa Baker: Come on, Jay, we agreed this yard sale was the perfect opportunity to get rid of some old things!
Jay Baker: (Sad groan)
Melissa Baker: Can you help me out with the other boxes?
Jay Baker: Aw...
Liv: There! A fresh new batch of super old junk to sell for profit!
Andy: Don't forget this hunk of junk.
Liv: Oh! Oh, the Shutterbug? Hold up. Mom and Dad love that camera!
Andy: Why? It takes forever to take one pic and it can't even post it online!
Mike: It was pretty revolutionary when it launched, but it is kind of obsolete.
Liv: Watch your mouth. This is vintage! Check this out. Just aim, focus, switch on the flash with this button, then click!
Andy & Mike: Gah!
Liv: There! Now we patiently wait for the photographic magic to happen.
Andy: Uh... Ugh! Nobody's got that kinda time, Liv. Not even our folks, and they're old! My phone does all that in seconds.
Liv: Oh, yeah? Then let's ask Mom and Dad what they think!
Civilian: Huh?
Jay Baker: Yeah! Of course it works! Look! Oh! Ow! Oh! Ow!
Melissa Baker: We've got all the classic movie posters. Stay right here. Oh!
Jay Baker: No! Oh, I'm begging you! Star-crossed Luvees is a rom-com masterpiece!
Melissa Baker: Yes, and the lady wants to buy it!
Jay Baker: Then let her buy the poster for the sequel! It stinks! Aaah! Huh?
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Melissa Baker: G-G-Ghost!
New Yorkers: Aaah!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh) Boo!
Jay Baker: Aaah!
Jay Baker & Melissa Baker: (Screaming)
Jay Baker: Ah! Help! What just happened!
Melissa Baker: We've been posterized!
Jay Baker: Oh! Now we're the rom-com poster! I hope you're not planning on selling us this time.
Melissa Baker: Maybe we can give a two-for-one discount!
(Screaming in the background)
Mark: Run!
Civilian Woman: Oh! No!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Melissa Baker: Kids!
Andy: Huh?
Jay Baker & Melissa Baker: (Wailing)
Liv: Dad?
Andy: Mom!
Mike: Watch out!
Paniclick: Huh? (Evil laugh) (Deeper evil laugh)
Andy: A camera ghost, huh? Well, if it's as slow as the Shutterbug, this'll be a snap! Get it? Eh? Eh?
Liv: Right. We'd better hurry, then!
The Ghostforce: Let's go, Ghostforce!
Miss Jones: I just noticed a level-four Boo signature in your neighborhood. Everything okay?
Myst: We're fine, but it just flattened our parents!
Krush: And it merged with an old camera.
Miss Jones: Already? Then let's call it... Paniclick! It's currently heading to Midtown. I'll send you Glowboo. Good hunting!
Civilian Grandpa: Hmm.
Paniclick: Boo! (Evil laugh)
New Yorker 1: Oh, run! Run!
New Yorker 2: Aaah!
New Yorker 3: Aaah!
Myst: Oh, no! Ugh! You just had to try and get rid of the Shutterbug, didn't you?
Fury: Oh, so this is my fault?
Krush: Watch out! Its lens is the source of its spectral beam.
Myst: Then let's shove a lens cap on it to shut it down!
Fury: Followed by a boo-cap. Let's move!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Fury: Got ya! Aaah!
Krush: Fractal Pow-- Aaah!
Myst: Spectral Arrow!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Myst: Whoa!
Krush: That Shutterbug's a real jitterbug!
Myst: Then let's photobomb it!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Myst: Fury, fire in the hole!
Fury: Smile, you're on camera!
Paniclick: Boo!
Krush: I can't see a thing!
Krush & Myst: (Screaming)
Paniclick: (Evil laugh) (Evil laugh)
Fury: No! Flexy Beam!
Paniclick: Hmm?
Fury: Whoa!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Fury: Huh? Oh no! I'm so sorry! Glowboo! No way this is the last pic of you guys.
Fury: Glowboo, wait! It's too risky!
Glowboo: Indeed. I have already calculated a risk assessment and there is a good chance that we are--
Fury: Doomed! I know! I already lost Myst and Krush. We gotta come up with an attack plan.
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Fury: Watch out! Fall back!
Fury: We're gonna have to deactivate its flash if we wanna get close to ol' Shutterbutt! Any ideas?
Glowboo: Negative. My technical database does not include ancient technology.
Fury: Ancient tech? Don't tell me you're too cutting edge to know this!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh) Huh?
Fury: How are we ever gonna boo-cap this ghost without Krush and Myst?
Civilian Man: Ha, ha!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
New Yorkers: (Screaming)
Stacy & Jane: Aaah!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Fury: If only I had listened to Liv!
Miss Jones: What's your status, Fury?
Fury: Uh... Random question for someone as old as that camera: Any idea how to switch off a Shutterbug flash?
Miss Jones: Watch your language, young man. I did have one of those when I was your age. It's pretty amazing! Also, you're never quite sure what the photo's gonna look like when you're taking it, but that's the fun!
Fury: Okay, The flash, Miss Jones! How can we switch it off?
Miss Jones: It does depend on the model. But there must be a button! Look for some kind of lever on the side, you know, shaped like a drop of water.
Fury: Copy! Whoa!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Glowboo: Booyah!
Fury: Glowboo! Happy to have you back! Distract the ghost!
Glowboo: Executing pogo protocol.
Paniclick: Huh?
Fury: Hmm. A lever on the side shaped like a drop of water. That's it! Whoa!
Fury: Gah! I almost got it!
Paniclick: (Evil laugh)
Fury: Flexy Power! What's the matter? No more juice?
Glowboo: Maybe I can share some of mine.
Fury: Say cheese! Dragoyle! Yeah!
New Yorkers: (Gasps)
Jay Baker: Aaah! Ah!
Melissa Baker: Aaaah!
Fury: Good to see ya outta that selfie. (Phone) Huh?
Miss Jones: Excellent work, Fury!
Myst: Wha... What just happened?
Fury: Well, I did a little boo-capping! I'll fill you in on the big picture later, but first...
The Ghostforce: Booyah!
Melissa Baker: Now that this is over, how about we all watch a movie?
Jay Baker: Why not Star-Crossed Luvees? Huh? Ha, ha!
Liv: Oh, a classic! Cool!
Jay Baker: You mean radical, like we used to say back in my day. Ha, ha!
Andy: A VHS? Aw, man, that's worse than watching a cave painting! (Laughing) I'm kidding! It was a joke! I admit old stuff can be pretty, um, radical too. Sorry if I didn't get it right away, sis'. How about we capture this memory? In three, two, one... Say cheese!
Mike: Andy, Wait! The flash!